CHOCOLATE...
Rules, and Questions

Rules of Chocolate:
  1. 1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,

    2. you're eating too slowly.
  2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries

    3. all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want!
  3. The problem:

    4. How to get 2 pounds of Chocolate home from the store in a hot car?
    The solution: Eat it in the parking lot!
  4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.

    5. It will take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
  5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.

    6. Calories are afraid of heights,
    and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
  6. Money talks. Chocolate sings! Beautifully...
  7. Chocolate has many preservatives, and we all know that preservatives

    8. make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate!
  8. Put "Eat Chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.

    9. That way, at least you'll get one thing done on your list!
  9. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories

    10. at one time and in one place. Now isn't that handy?
  10. If you can't eat all the chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.

    11. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, What's wrong with you??
  11. If not for Chocolate, there would be no need for control top panty hose.

    12. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
More rules to follow... *grin*

Chocolate Questions:

Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit!

Q: Is there life without Chocolate?
A: We don't know. No one wants to find out!

Q: if I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate,
Is that a balanced diet? Don't they balance out each other?

Author unknown, but greatly appreciated!

Do you have anymore questions you want to ask? Please let me know...
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